An Immigration Officer was checking a Bedouin's disembarkation card at The Heathrow Airport.
Imm. Off: Your name is Mashoud Albab. Are you the brother of Ahmad Albab in that P Ramlee movie?
Bedouin: Yes Sir.
Imm. Off: Ok. You forgot to fill in this 'sex' column.
Bedouin: Sex? O...sorry Sir. It's 5 times a week.
Imm. Off: No..no..no. I mean male or female?
Bedouin: O...both also can, Sir.
Imm. Off: Oh my God!!
Bedouin: Goat also can, Sir.
Imm. Off: Oh my dear!
Bedouin: Cos deer cannot, Sir. Too fast.
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